queermarauders:

Ravenclaws with huge communal bookshelfs that tower to the ceiling. It’s become tradition that when you leave Hogwarts, you leave behind a copy of your favorite book, so they have books dating back centuries.

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers
sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.
pestobutterfoot-fallen-angel:


joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

destielkills:

ummm


WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON 

hey! somebody draw this, ok?
sn0wieapple:

Oh cronus

cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

ju5t4n3rd:

so yeah schools coming up and that sucks but you know what else is coming up? ugly sweaters and scarves and PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES AND HALLOWEEN AND CUDDLING BECAUSE ITS COLD AND FALL LEAVES AND HIKING IN THE BRISK AIR AND THEN AFTER THAT SNOW AND HOT COCOA AND MALLS DECORATED FOR HOLIDAYS AND FRICK SCHOOL ALL OF THIS IS WORTH IT WOWIE

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime